the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to create powers

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!