The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to die when you die

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The ability to be raped.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!