the power to read something without looking at it

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A healing punch

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to vote

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!