the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!