The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to jerk off

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!