The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!