The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to change your emotions

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to become a carrot.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to see air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!