The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to have a V8

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!