The ability to change races.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!