ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!