The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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See through invisible people

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!