- Pointless Super Powers

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.