The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power drown in water

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!