The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!