The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to beathe

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!