The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of micro penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!