the power to in power your self

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!