The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the ability to type slower.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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power to eat through your but

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to control urine

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!