Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to troll.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!