the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to live.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!