The power to die

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!