The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to not finish your

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to herd cats

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to create a meme

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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to make asians smart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!