The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!