The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to die at will.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!