Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to not see ads

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!