- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to explode on demand.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to make a pointless superpower.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

Pointless Super Powers