The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to control urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!