The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Third armpit.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to write comic books

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!