The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!