The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Find Waldo

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!