the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!