The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not have power

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!