The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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make youself dumb

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to summon earthworms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!