The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power of exact change

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!