The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!