Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to see John Cena.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!