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the ability to walk through your clothes
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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.
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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road
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the power to have a pointless superpower
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The power to not have this superpower
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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.
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The power to have a black president
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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.
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wast your time on the computer
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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the power to see through bananas
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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment
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The power to be really bad at math.
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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.
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The power to fly only when in a car.
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The power to have all your friends leave you
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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.
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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.
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The powers to lose your current power forever
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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching
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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.
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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk
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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA
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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!