The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to write a country song

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to pee on command

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!