the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!