the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to break your bones on command.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to die at will

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to remember th...

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!