The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power... to read this

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of exact change

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!