The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to pee on command

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captain obvious

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to exist

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the power to not have a power

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!