The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!