The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!