The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!