The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!