the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!