The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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the power to become retarded

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!