The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to shed hair

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!