the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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blindness

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!