The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!