The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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A healing punch

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power to eat through your but

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!