- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

the power to shit bricks

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

the power to fail at everything you

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to see the future but through a straw.

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The ability to smell colors.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

Pointless Super Powers