The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!