the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to smell poop

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to fart upon command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!