The power to be pointless!

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power... to read this

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to fly when you fart

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to die at will

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!