The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to see through thin air

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to see through water.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!