The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!