The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to remember th...

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to go through open windows

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!