The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to have a black president

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!