The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!