The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to be dead

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!