The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to smell poo...

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to control dodos

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to close your nose

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to have no powers

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!