the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to set money on fire

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!