The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to see through water.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to control urine

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power... to read this

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!