The power of exact change

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to sleep

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Liam Brudenell

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!