The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to close your nose

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!